Initial enthusiasm for full body scanners quickly wears off when TSA officials realize that most humans really are just ugly bags of mostly water.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
TSA screeners need psychological counseling...
Initial enthusiasm for full body scanners quickly wears off when TSA officials realize that most humans really are just ugly bags of mostly water.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Elizabeth Lambert: Criminal
Elizabeth Lambert is one more violent sociopath who hides behind the standard excuse that soccer, football, hockey, etc. ad nauseum is an aggressive sport. Lambert could have put the girl pictured above in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. She knew exactly what she was doing. She simply didn't care. But don't expect anyone in authority to charge her with a crime. When it comes to treating criminal athletes like criminals instead of like heroes, I've learned to expect nothing but cowardice from the judiciary. If Ryan Tucker can get away with the attempted murder of Bryan Boyd and James King and Jerry Seymour can get away with murder, what's a little hair pulling by the sports world's latest psycho bitch? I'm sure she's received more than a few offers from her kind of man. Serves her right.
Here's my theory:
Elizabeth Lambert has spent the last few years nurturing a reputation as a vile, sadistic bitch. Her behavior has been tolerated, approved of, and perhaps even encouraged by her coaches and teammates. In the sports world, assholes are valued because they sell tickets and put butts in seats. An acquaintance of one or more of her previous victims was asked to take up a position in the stands and keep his/her video camera on nothing but Lambert. Then they went home, paid a visit to YouTube, and allowed the world to see what a scumbag Lambert really is.
Here's what should happen:
Elizabeth Lambert should be banned from soccer for life, lose whatever scholarships she's going to college on, and be prosecuted for felony assault and attempted murder. She could have broken that girl's neck and she knew that when she did it.
And here's what's most likely to happen:
Elizabeth Lambert will endure the traditional slap on the wrist imposed upon most other assholes of the sports world, return to the soccer field, and provide many hours of entertainment to the sort of sociopathic scum who enjoy watching other people's kids being harmed...the sort of folks who never missed a game at Columbine. She'll have a book ghost written, make the talk show circuit, and be lavishly rewarded.
My favorite aspect of this latest example of athletic character is that Lambert's grandchildren will be able to find this picture 50 years from now. I can almost hear the questions: "Wow grandama, you sure were a sadistic bitch. I want to be just like you when I grow up."
Tally Ho dumbass!!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
The View...
This post is a bit late in coming...
I did something I almost never do way back on October 12th. I watched a substantial portion of an episode of The View. One of the usual co-hosts, Elizabeth Hasselbeck was out on maternity leave. Her replacement for the day was Rachel Campos-Duffy, a woman who looked vaguely familiar but impossible to place from memory. It turned out that she was one of the lab rats featured in the San Francisco episode of MTV's Real World. That's the one that included an unwashed sociopath named Puck, a medical student rarely seen, and a kid with AIDS. Rachel was featured as a member of the Young Republicans, a slightly more palatable version of the old Hitler Youth. I expected to hate her and she did not disappoint me.
Rachel announced that she was expecting her sixth child and that none of her children were planned. Joy Behar, whose caustic wit rivals Winston Churchill's in the honesty department quipped, "So all six of your children are accidents."
You gotta love Joy.
Rachel then reinforced my impression of her by stating that there would not be world peace until abortion was abolished. I'm no fan of Hasselbeck, but this woman outperformed her in the jackass conservative department in every category. I've come to the conclusion that the producers of The View don't particularly care to promote either Hasselbeck's or Campos-Duffy's "view" on anything. They simply understand that conflict attracts an audience, the life blood of advertising revenue. In other words, watching The View without a co-host like Rachel Campos-Duffy or Elizabeth Hasselbeck is like watching Private Ryan without the Germans.
There's no one to hate.
I did something I almost never do way back on October 12th. I watched a substantial portion of an episode of The View. One of the usual co-hosts, Elizabeth Hasselbeck was out on maternity leave. Her replacement for the day was Rachel Campos-Duffy, a woman who looked vaguely familiar but impossible to place from memory. It turned out that she was one of the lab rats featured in the San Francisco episode of MTV's Real World. That's the one that included an unwashed sociopath named Puck, a medical student rarely seen, and a kid with AIDS. Rachel was featured as a member of the Young Republicans, a slightly more palatable version of the old Hitler Youth. I expected to hate her and she did not disappoint me.
Rachel announced that she was expecting her sixth child and that none of her children were planned. Joy Behar, whose caustic wit rivals Winston Churchill's in the honesty department quipped, "So all six of your children are accidents."
You gotta love Joy.
Rachel then reinforced my impression of her by stating that there would not be world peace until abortion was abolished. I'm no fan of Hasselbeck, but this woman outperformed her in the jackass conservative department in every category. I've come to the conclusion that the producers of The View don't particularly care to promote either Hasselbeck's or Campos-Duffy's "view" on anything. They simply understand that conflict attracts an audience, the life blood of advertising revenue. In other words, watching The View without a co-host like Rachel Campos-Duffy or Elizabeth Hasselbeck is like watching Private Ryan without the Germans.
There's no one to hate.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Christian Peter: Rapist?
I'll bet Microsoft and the armed forces are tickled pink that an accused rapist and all around violent psychopath has graced them with his presence.
You can read all about his majesty's manliness here. One would reasonably expect that with a past like his, no woman would allow him within a hundred meters. Unfortunately, too many women belong to a demographic group that I refer to as the "Attending Females." You can read all about them here.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Chris Brown thinks he's Ivan Boesky.
The Ultimate Male appeared in court dressed entirely in black and quietly pleaded not guilty.
Yeah, right.
If he's not guilty, why have I not seen him on television saying, "I did not attack Rihanna. I did not punch her in the face or anywhere else."?????????????
Chris Brown is an obvious asshole, but by far the worst assholes are those who enable him.
Yeah, right.
If he's not guilty, why have I not seen him on television saying, "I did not attack Rihanna. I did not punch her in the face or anywhere else."?????????????
Chris Brown is an obvious asshole, but by far the worst assholes are those who enable him.
Chris Brown: Violent Coward mangles the English language.
During an appearance on the Tyra Banks Show, Ultimate Male Chris Brown mangles the English language in preparation for mangling Rihanna.
Watch this young, black stereotype's body language, listen to his mish-mash, pidgeon English words and ask yourself how stupid a woman would have to be to get involved with him, and what kind of an asshole would buy anything with his name on it?
I submit that Chris Brown's career is quite safe though. The world has never suffered from a shortage of women who are willing to trade the use of their bodies in exchange for social status, money, or both. Don't worry Mr. Stereotype. The world is full of selfless whores who'll be lined up around the block for the opportunity to blow you in exchange for a Platinum Visa card and a shiny car.
Watch this young, black stereotype's body language, listen to his mish-mash, pidgeon English words and ask yourself how stupid a woman would have to be to get involved with him, and what kind of an asshole would buy anything with his name on it?
I submit that Chris Brown's career is quite safe though. The world has never suffered from a shortage of women who are willing to trade the use of their bodies in exchange for social status, money, or both. Don't worry Mr. Stereotype. The world is full of selfless whores who'll be lined up around the block for the opportunity to blow you in exchange for a Platinum Visa card and a shiny car.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Another asshole of the gridiron...
Another Drunk Driving Asshole of the NFL murders an innocent victim with his car. He's probably a friend of Leonard Little.
Asshole fans who blame the victim can be found here.
Oh, yeah...
I almost forgot...
Chris Brown is still a violent coward.
Asshole fans who blame the victim can be found here.
Oh, yeah...
I almost forgot...
Chris Brown is still a violent coward.
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