Does anyone remember when Britney Spears committed one of those drive through Las Vegas marriages to Jason the two fisted sociopath Alexander, only to have it expunged 55 hours later? I've always felt that the institution itself is something of a joke. And here's more evidence.
Place your bets folks. How long will they last?
6 months?
12 months?
Longer?!!
New York City politics has always been interesting. Enjoy this passage from "The Poisoner's Handbook" by Deborah Blum:
"The city required no medical backgroundor training for coroners, even though they were charged with determining the cause of death. The list of New York City coroners, from 1898 to 1915, included eight undertakers, seven politicians, six real estate dealers, two saloon keepers, two plumbers, a lawyer, a printer, an auctioneer, a wood carver, a carpenter, a painter, a butcher, a marble cutter, a milkman, an insurance agent, a labor leader, and a musician. It also included seventeen physicians, but these, Wallstein pointed out, were men like Patrick Riordan, doctors who had lost their practice and turned to a political position. None of them were asked to pass a test in order to hold office, or exhibit any knowledge of the profession."
"As a result, Wallstein found, death certificates were filled out with no effort at determining cause. Among the entries were 'could be suicide or homicide,' and 'eother assault or diabetes.' In one instance a coroner had attributed a death to 'diabetes, tuberculosis, or nervous indigestion.' A few death certificates simply read 'act of God.' "
The Poisoner's Handbook
Page 20,
Paragraph 3, 4.
Because they are egotistical, narcissistic, and just plain stupid.
Remember this asshole?
MEN RESPECT ME.
WOMEN ARE MY SPERM DUMPSTERS.
The April 5th edition of People Magazine featured yet another story about a woman who's trust was broken by the man she loved.
Yeah...big surprise. Who would have thought a real man would betray his wife?
Try as I might, (and I'm not trying very hard) i just can't work up any sympathy for Sandra Bullock. In fact, I have no sympathy or respect at all for women who find charming, narcissistic, violent tempered sociopaths attractive. When the media announced Bullock's choice of partners several years ago I was once again disgusted to see a picture of a beautiful woman hanging onto the arm of an obvious asshole. But I assumed that it was just a matter of time before she learned what any decent, civilized man would have known the moment he made eye contact with Jesse James.
I was right.
Jesse James revealed himself to be one more tattoo covered neanderthal who wants to be feared by other men and looks upon women as possessions; trophies to be paraded in front of their equally sociopathic buddies. Look what I possess. NYAAH! NYAAH! I possess Sandra Bullock. NYAAH! NYAAH!
Not surprisingly, he treated his THIRD!! wife with all the respect I show to my underwear.
SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY THIRD PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!AH! AH! AH!
I don't worry about my shorts leaving me if I wear another pair of shorts. After all, (cocky, sociopathic chuckle) America is full of clean, white cotton shorts anxious to absorb moisture from my sweaty and, oh-so-manly crotch. And Jesse James obviously didn't worry about Sandra Bullock (his third pair of shorts...count them...third pair of shorts) leaving him if he decided to be a man and park his Humvee in some equally sociopathic, highly tattoed, neo-nazi carnival freak who bears a disturbing resemblance to Marilyn Manson. Being a man is after all, all about placing one's pettiest desires first and demonstrating that other people simply don't matter, especially females dumb enough to trust you.
If Sandra Bullock has an iota of self respect, Jesse the Humvee James will have to find a fourth pair of shorts to soak up his manly crotch moisture. As with Tiger the penis Woods and his hopefully ex-wife Elin, only time will tell.
Sandra Bullock is beautiful, wealthy, successful, and by all accounts someone pleasant to be around. She could have chosen virtually any male in America to share her life and her bed with. But instead of choosing someone who would have treated her as a person, she burned herself and reminded the world why men like George Sodini hate women. She chose Jesse the Humvee James.
Sandra Bullock can go cry on someone else's shoulder. She disgusts me.
Joseph Stack crashed an airplane loaded with fuel into a seven story office building at 10 o'clock in the morning of a workday and managed to kill only two people, including himself. Since it would be difficult if not impossible to intentionally minimize casualties to such an extent, I'm going to present a theory.
There were about "190 IRS employees" in the building at the time of the crash and almost no one was injured or killed, it's reasonable to assume that IRS employees are already dead. Yes, the secret is out. IRS employees are bloodless, soulless zombies who prey upon the living with the full backing of the federal government.
The title of this post sort of tells it all. When assholes reproduce, this is what happens.
The fact that the names and addresses of the bullies and their asshole parents are not being proudly displayed on the internet for all to see leaves little doubt that the good citizens of South Hadley might show up at a town meeting or an "anti-bullying task force meeting" and squawk a bit about bullies, but they don't really mean it. None of them give a rat's ass about the victim's life enough to force the bullies to live in the same state of fear that they imposed on their victims. Just consider the words of Dave Leonard: Concerned Resident: "We can't have a tragedy like this in South Hadley, or anywhere else in the country, it has to be handled, it can be handled easily but people have to be willing to make the effort and take the actions to do that."
Sure Dave...Are you referring to those who say things like, "Somethings got to be done!!" while standing around and waiting for the proper authorities to stop scratching their asses? You do remember why the Columbine killers wanted to kill as many members of the student body and faculty as possible don't you? They may have hated the bullies, but they reserved their most vitriolic, homicidal rage for those who either actively enabled the bullies or waited around for someone else to do something.
Harris and Klebold were right. A community that tolerates the presence of bullies and their asshole parents really is a toilet.
Don't follow the example of this do nothing moron.
Initial enthusiasm for full body scanners quickly wears off when TSA officials realize that most humans really are just ugly bags of mostly water.